THE GOBE SERIES 1; VIO

Gobe is, while on your way to Ikeja Disco to pay your electricity bill, you were cited for expired fire extinguisher by the VIO, aka, O le bo mbe, and fined the exact amount you were going to pay for light.

That means, you have used Abu's money to entertain Abu.

By the way, once you are caught in this elaborate state run scam called VIO, just take your punishment like a man, and make sure you don't call any of your friends in government, they are all in on the officially sanctioned shake down.

They may be nice guys and all, but in a case like this, or other cons like unmarked one ways, unstated no parking zones and random police/VIO/FRSC checks, just respect yourself, pay the fine and move on. After all, one's own loss can never happen to another person.

Which reminds me, I understand correctional institutions now have targets! That means there is minimum amount they are supposed to generate.

So in the unlikely scenario that nobody disobeyed traffic laws, in the case of LASTMA, or have all the proper documents, like VIO, they will now be forced to manufacture offences, just to meet their target.

Talk of state sponsored economic terrorism!

All over the world, fines and detention are meant to be deterrents, not a money making venture.

But again, what do I know?

My Ten Kobo.