Friday, August 15, 2014

THE POLICE COMMUNITY BANK IS BACK !


Happy times are here again for the management and staff of the Police PLC, as branches of the community bank that were scrapped by the immediate past CEO, Muhammed Abubakar are now back, but new branches have been added.

Our investigations reveal that the branches, which were very prominent on all the major roads in the country, were scrapped because the former CEO was trying to launder his image as a fanatically religious banker who has earlier being indicted for favouring investors from similar background.
While the decision was popular with customers, our investigations reveal that the management and staff of the bank were not happy with the decision, and the first thing after his retirement was to reopen this branches and added new ones.
It was unclear at press time whether the new CEO was aware of this development or sanctioned the action, but a top member of management who wants to remain anonymous, said the new CEO, who is there in acting capacity, is more interested in getting confirmed that about the customers, as his entire focus is now on the take over bid being pursued by the board in osun, as he is personally leading the corporate raiders, using the stockbrokers to ensure the takeover, by hook or crook, with emphasis on the latter.
Our source further advised customers to keep a lot of loose change in their cars, as there are now branches at every kilometer of every major road, especially the bad portions.

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